Tasty Snacks to Help Her Stay Young

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BuzzFoto – She’s a big name in Hollywood, though we’re not sure we’d call her an A-List actress. She is aging and going to great limits to turn back time. Two of the craziest things we have heard she is doing to slow down the aging process are » Continued

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We Will Never Go Drinking With This Athlete

CDAN – At a recent photo session for an editorial in GQ, this former major league all star and still pretty decent player replaced a golfer who has had some recent issues and could no longer make it. Yes, it is who you think it is. At the shoot, our baseball player was hitting on the model he was posing with and used the following line. “I love to drink my own c*m.” Yes, he actually did say it. The makeup artist who overheard the line dropped her supplies when she heard it. Now, our baseball player has had some very famous dates in the past. He has dated this former A list tweener who now is a C list television and movie actress. He also has dated this permanent married B lister who has been around since she was pre-teen and had two very hit shows.

#1 – baseball player
#2 – golfer
#3 – former A list tweener
#4 – married B lister

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She’s Trying to Take Out The Lead Actress

woman backstaCDAN – Wherever this B- list television and sometime movie actress goes she causes trouble. She goes from one show to the next rarely staying longer than five or six episodes. Great actress, HUGE ego. At first she is very pleasant and kind and within two weeks is sucking up to producers and backstabbing the other cast. She was finally given a huge role in a new network show and what has she done? Same old tricks. She wants to be the number one female on the show and will not stop saying bad things about the one female who is the bigger lead. It has got so bad that the female lead has developed a twitch in her eye when she is on the set and sees her tormentor.

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Her Boyfriend is Dating Her Girl Friend

golden globes trophyCDAN – This foreign born B list actress who is a Golden Globe nominee/winner has been seeing a former B list movie actor and now a middling C with almost A list name recognition. No big deal right? Well the thing is that the actor is dating our Golden Globe nominee/winner’s best friend who is also a C+/B- movie actress. Oh, and the guy is a tool. There is one other name I could have thrown out there who connects, but that would have made it too easy. A note: When I say nominee/winner I do that like I do child/ren. It is an either/or situation.

#1 – GG nominee/winner
#2 – Former B list movie actor
#3 – C+/B- movie actress

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This Chihuahua Won't Have to Swim For His Life

chihuahua 1CDAN – I don’t know if you have read the reports from California but our animal shelters are overwhelmed with Chihuahuas. I blame Paris Hilton. In the last 12 months just in Los Angeles, 4700 of them have been taken in by shelters. Anyway, there has been an idea to ship some of the dogs to other shelters around the country to even things up. This usually annoying B list movie and television actress who is on/off/on a hit network drama and who has been doing nice things lately paid for the cost of flying 25 of the dogs to shelters in New Hampshire with another 45 to follow. Shelters in New Hampshire have waiting lists of people who want the dogs so this is a very good thing.

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He Wants to Run Away From Her Insecurities

tom cruise katie holmes runningBuzzFoto – This popular celeb couple has an image problem. It being that the female REALLY cares about how she and her partner are perceived and the male couldn’t care less. The female is so obsessed about the PR side of their relationship, about looking to be secure and in love, that it is driving the male to resent her. He is starting to want out, because the harder she pulls the further he pushes away. We hear although she is super famous and beautiful, she is incredibly insecure. Her whole focus of the relationship has long ago moved away from passion and more about appearance. Over the holidays, the male tried to do some normal activities that a family would do and the female was determined to turn it into a PR event. The two ended up in a very heated argument, and the male left and spent the night with another woman. This happens more and more frequently. The female claims she doesn’t care, as long as the male shows up when she needs him to. We fear the relationship is doomed, which will break a lot of hearts- and not just those of their fans. Not Tom and Katie.

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She Orders Big Meals and Stays Thin

dinner 2CDAN – Oh, I guess this actress is B list, but only because of her name. If not for her name she would be C list at best. Movies, always movies. Oh, and she is married. Oh, and she has child/ren. One of her favorite tricks for losing weight is to meet people for lunch or dinner. This works best for her when it is a first time meeting. She will go to great lengths to order a big meal. When it arrives she invariably finds something wrong with it and sends it back while insisting her companion keep eating. When her food arrives again, she picks at it and will say she doesn’t want to send it back again but it still isn’t perfect. By this time her companion usually finishes and our actress just says she will eat a big dinner when in fact she will eat nothing.

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Actress Didn't See Divorce as an Option

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CDAN – Old Hollywood: This actress was definitely A list back in the day. And by back in the day, I mean prior to television. She was all movies. Our actress came from a very unstable background with perhaps the queen of stage moms as her mother. Our actress was never nominated for any of the big awards but starred in lots of movies. She was in and out of marriages frequently and one of the ways she got out of one was by » Continued

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Changing Religions Just for The Publicity

BuzzFoto – This very gorgeous and very voluptuous singer is thinking of switching religions. She thinks her music isn’t getting enough hype and that by subtly declaring she is joining a spiritual group quite popular in Hollywood, she’ll get some more press. Hey, it beats fake relationships and breakups! Not Beyonce.
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The Singer and The Teen at The Music Store

drum set 2CDAN – So, this A list singer who is married to an A list movie actress was in a music store over the weekend and was looking at guitars and trying some of them out. Also in the store at the same time was a teenager who was looking at effects pedals. The specific one the kid was looking at cost about $500 which is pretty pricey for a pedal.

Anyway our singer and the teen talked for awhile and then the singer ended up buying a guitar for himself. While he was at the counter paying he told the cashier to also charge the effects pedal to his credit card and to tell the teen Merry Christmas.

#1 – A list singer
#2 – A list actress

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