Her Boyfriend is Dating Her Girl Friend

golden globes trophyCDAN – This foreign born B list actress who is a Golden Globe nominee/winner has been seeing a former B list movie actor and now a middling C with almost A list name recognition. No big deal right? Well the thing is that the actor is dating our Golden Globe nominee/winner’s best friend who is also a C+/B- movie actress. Oh, and the guy is a tool. There is one other name I could have thrown out there who connects, but that would have made it too easy. A note: When I say nominee/winner I do that like I do child/ren. It is an either/or situation.

#1 – GG nominee/winner
#2 – Former B list movie actor
#3 – C+/B- movie actress

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This Chihuahua Won't Have to Swim For His Life

chihuahua 1CDAN – I don’t know if you have read the reports from California but our animal shelters are overwhelmed with Chihuahuas. I blame Paris Hilton. In the last 12 months just in Los Angeles, 4700 of them have been taken in by shelters. Anyway, there has been an idea to ship some of the dogs to other shelters around the country to even things up. This usually annoying B list movie and television actress who is on/off/on a hit network drama and who has been doing nice things lately paid for the cost of flying 25 of the dogs to shelters in New Hampshire with another 45 to follow. Shelters in New Hampshire have waiting lists of people who want the dogs so this is a very good thing.

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He Wants to Run Away From Her Insecurities

tom cruise katie holmes runningBuzzFoto – This popular celeb couple has an image problem. It being that the female REALLY cares about how she and her partner are perceived and the male couldn’t care less. The female is so obsessed about the PR side of their relationship, about looking to be secure and in love, that it is driving the male to resent her. He is starting to want out, because the harder she pulls the further he pushes away. We hear although she is super famous and beautiful, she is incredibly insecure. Her whole focus of the relationship has long ago moved away from passion and more about appearance. Over the holidays, the male tried to do some normal activities that a family would do and the female was determined to turn it into a PR event. The two ended up in a very heated argument, and the male left and spent the night with another woman. This happens more and more frequently. The female claims she doesn’t care, as long as the male shows up when she needs him to. We fear the relationship is doomed, which will break a lot of hearts- and not just those of their fans. Not Tom and Katie.

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She Orders Big Meals and Stays Thin

dinner 2CDAN – Oh, I guess this actress is B list, but only because of her name. If not for her name she would be C list at best. Movies, always movies. Oh, and she is married. Oh, and she has child/ren. One of her favorite tricks for losing weight is to meet people for lunch or dinner. This works best for her when it is a first time meeting. She will go to great lengths to order a big meal. When it arrives she invariably finds something wrong with it and sends it back while insisting her companion keep eating. When her food arrives again, she picks at it and will say she doesn’t want to send it back again but it still isn’t perfect. By this time her companion usually finishes and our actress just says she will eat a big dinner when in fact she will eat nothing.

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Actress Didn't See Divorce as an Option

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CDAN – Old Hollywood: This actress was definitely A list back in the day. And by back in the day, I mean prior to television. She was all movies. Our actress came from a very unstable background with perhaps the queen of stage moms as her mother. Our actress was never nominated for any of the big awards but starred in lots of movies. She was in and out of marriages frequently and one of the ways she got out of one was by » Continued

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Changing Religions Just for The Publicity

BuzzFoto – This very gorgeous and very voluptuous singer is thinking of switching religions. She thinks her music isn’t getting enough hype and that by subtly declaring she is joining a spiritual group quite popular in Hollywood, she’ll get some more press. Hey, it beats fake relationships and breakups! Not Beyonce.
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The Singer and The Teen at The Music Store

drum set 2CDAN – So, this A list singer who is married to an A list movie actress was in a music store over the weekend and was looking at guitars and trying some of them out. Also in the store at the same time was a teenager who was looking at effects pedals. The specific one the kid was looking at cost about $500 which is pretty pricey for a pedal.

Anyway our singer and the teen talked for awhile and then the singer ended up buying a guitar for himself. While he was at the counter paying he told the cashier to also charge the effects pedal to his credit card and to tell the teen Merry Christmas.

#1 – A list singer
#2 – A list actress

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His Wife is Talking Divorce Behind His Back

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BlindGossip – This Hollywood bad boy had supposedly cleaned up his act. However, his wife has been consulting very quietly with a prominent divorce attorney, and has also been asking a lot of questions around town about their stock portfolio and bank accounts. We’ve heard it’s because her husband’s former bouts with both substance abuse and the kind of sex that requires a fat bank account  have made comeback. While he is working and he still has the fat bank account, he has lost his grip on both fidelity and sobriety. His wife has had enough, and has her foot halfway out the door.  Dude, you’d better get your act together before she takes you to the cleaners, because your PR people are going to have a tough time spinning you out of this one. The girl may be pretty, but – in case it hasn’t dawned on you yet – she sure isn’t dumb.

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Don't You Dare Touch This Actor's Toupee

bald man 2CDAN – I always knew this B list Golden Globe nominee/winner television actor was self conscious about his hair. But, what I didn’t know is that although he has a few plugs, he covers 95% of his extremely bald head with four different very expensive toupees. He tells his many one night stands not to touch his head and he has four models in his bedroom where he keeps them when not wearing them.

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The Female Singer Version of Tiger Woods

BuzzFoto – We’re not sure why everyone cares so much about this whole Tiger Woods thing. Sure, it’s despicable, but it’s not like it’s unique. What would really shake things up is if the mistresses started coming out for this married female A list singer. Not Christina Aguilera.

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