Boy, it is cold outside!
To keep warm on this chilly Hump Day, put on your Hump Hat! And, yes, you can wear your Hump Hat on any of your humps that you wish.
For those of you without a Hump Hat, how about if we heat up your brains with some gossip?
Let’s get going with today’s BG12345!
It’s Cyber Monday, which means that many of you will be shopping online today. Yes, us too!
A little secret: clear your cache before you start shopping. That way the retailer will automatically present you with the best deal!
You’ll need lots of energy and entertainment to get you through the day. So, drink your coffee… and allow us to entertain you with a BG12345. That’s five blind items, one per hour… and we’re starting early today!
[The People] Guess which celebrity flunkie absolutely loves their clients to put bizarre items where they really should not?
Example of bizarre item placement: