BLIND GOSSIP

No Milk Carton Necessary

[Blind Gossip] We don’t need to put this woman’s face on a milk carton, because we know where she is. Perhaps she is hiking in a canyon. Or else she’s rounding up cattle at a ranch. Or maybe she’s just relaxing at a spa somewhere. Wherever she is, she’s not alone. She might have two sons with her. Then again, maybe she’s with her daughter. Who’s watching the kids while she’s gone?

Woman:

Place:

BG12345: Monday

Good Monday Morning!

Are you Blinders awake yet? Well, let’s give you a little jolt to get you going!

You’re getting a BG12345!

You’re getting two new SOLVED items later today!

You’re getting a big cup of iced coffee and whipped cream!

All this for just 50 votes of “Coffee!”

Sip and enjoy!

Love, Ace

UPDATE: You got it! We’ll start in two sips and two minutes..

Rapper Hits Up Singer For Cash

[Downfront2] This Rapper won’t even acknowledge his on-again, off-again girlfriend in public. But, he has no problem hitting this Singer up for some cash when he’s strapped.

Rapper:

Singer:

Hatemonger Needs To Shut Up

[Village Voice] Which faded-icon-turned-hatemonger should stop promoting family values, seeing as insiders remember his extramarital flings with every female flight attendant with wings?

Treat Me Like A Screen Legend

[Star Magazine] What celebrity mom has been driving her friends crazy by inviting them over for screenings of her old ‘90s hit flicks? “Behind her back, her pals are all laughing at her out-of-control ego,” a source confides. “She’s barely a full-time actress these days, but she still wants to be treated like a screen legend.”

Famous Infamous Wannabe

[The Morton Report] The Famous Woman, the Infamous Man, and the Wannabe

Some years back a Famous Woman had a baby but rumours soon arose that the father’s name on the child’s birth certificate was incorrect. Gossip had it that the real baby daddy was an Infamous Man who happened to have a wife and a reputation as a womaniser. » Continued

Rubbers Booze Camera

SOLVED!

[NationalEnquirer] Which super-famous young star was recently spotted making a late-night drugstore run for condoms, booze and a disposable camera? The 22-year-old actress is supposedly dating her equally famous film co-star, but he was nowhere in sight. » Continued

BG12345: Friday

Good Morning, Blinders!

You’re getting a BG12345 today!

Here is another clever image from our friends at Planet Hiltron.

There will be a couple of new blinds over the weekend.

Remember to vote for your favorite Ice Cream Games “Caption This” entry from yesterday before 6:00 PM EDT today.

Enjoy your weekend!

Love, Ace

Yo BO

[NationalEnquirer] This eccentric, two-time Oscar nominee loves to sweat it out at yoga, but he has such bad body odor that fellow clients at the popular L.A. studio are bending over backward to avoid the stinky star. Who is he?

Scary Skinny Ginger

[NationalEnquirer] Which actress – she plays a sexy doctor on TV – has her camp worried sick because she barely eats? In fact, her scary, stick-thin frame has become the topic of every conversation! The fiery redhead is currently looking for a new project, so her handlers are desperately trying to convince her to put on a few extra pounds.

And Another One’s Gone

[BlindGossip] We are pleased to announce another defection from this ridiculous group. She is not talking about it yet, but we can tell you that she is an actress, and that she was a member of the group for many years.

Her new full-time gig doesn’t require any press time this summer, so she is keeping a very low profile for the time being. She started getting paranoid that her » Continued

BG12345: Wednesday

Good Morning, Blinders!

Are you having a hot Hump Day?

Our camel friend tells us that whenever camels get too hot, they think cool thoughts… like snow angels… and ice skating… and Christmas. Yes, that is what camels think about.

Would you like an early Christmas gift? How about a camel in a Santa hat and a BG12345?

Just 100 “Cool!” votes will get you both.

Love, Ace

UPDATE: You are all soooo cool! Starting now…

Famous Couple Is Splitting Up

[Blind Gossip] Despite reports that they are fine, this famous couple is splitting up.

It’s the husband who wants out, and he has made the first move by hiring a very interesting group of attorneys. The wife, who wants to stay in the marriage so that she can save face, has engaged an entire team of her own to stop the divorce.

Her most powerful weapon is a set of taped conversations of him discussing some very private issues, including gay » Continued

The Three Faces Of Evil

[Village Voice] And now for a glimpse at the three faces of evil: Which singer/rapper/diva stood up a magazine’s crew who’d gone all the way to Middle America to photograph her?

Which national magazine did she stiff by sitting for about six photos, then saying, “I’m not feeling it,” and » Continued

Why She Is So Perky

[Village Voice] Which perky Broadway type is partly so perky because she simply adores the coke when it’s offered? (And it’s offered!)

Ultimate Diva Outsourcing

[Village Voice] Which Tony nominee is such a diva she wouldn’t even put her own fingers down her throat to vomit? (She’d have her dresser do it. Talk about outsourcing.)

He’s Throwing Big Fat Tantrums

[Star Magazine] Which weight-challenged funnyman is throwing his heft around on the set of his recent film – terrorizing cast and crew members? “Ever since his stock has gone up, he’s become a real tyrant on the set, throwing tantrums and making women cry,” an insider says.

BG12345: Monday

Good Morning Blinders!

We have an exciting day of gossip for you!

First, you’re getting a BG12345. The last item is a BG exclusive that we are working on confirming right now!

Then, you’re getting two solved items.

The gate opens at 1:00 pm EDT. Hang on tight!

Love, Ace

Perfectly Evil Casting

[Village Voice] Which star recently played an evil character, only to have those who know her—as opposed to her image—squeal, “Perfect casting”?

He Turns Into A Pig

SOLVED!

[Lainey Gossip] He was the one we trusted who can’t actually be trusted. He used to be my answer to the question – is there anyone in Hollywood who DOESN’T cheat? Yes, I’d say, and excitedly too! Art does not imitate life! He’s faithful!

Well, no. He isn’t. He hits on the young funny pretty ones at parties. Very typical behaviour – he loosens up with a few drinks and he turns into a pig » Continued

BLIND GOSSIP

No Milk Carton Necessary

BG12345: Monday

Rapper Hits Up Singer For Cash

Hatemonger Needs To Shut Up

Treat Me Like A Screen Legend

Famous Infamous Wannabe

Rubbers Booze Camera

BG12345: Friday

Yo BO

Scary Skinny Ginger

And Another One’s Gone

BG12345: Wednesday

Famous Couple Is Splitting Up

The Three Faces Of Evil

Why She Is So Perky

Ultimate Diva Outsourcing

He’s Throwing Big Fat Tantrums

BG12345: Monday

Perfectly Evil Casting

He Turns Into A Pig

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