Downfront2 – This Female Actress just wants someone to love. She’s a nice woman, sharp, witty and attractive. She always falls for the wrong man. This time it’s a young Club Promoter who has a history with the ladies, and the ladies are telling his business for money. He is a ladies’ man, and he just may break this Actress’ heart.
CDAN – This now C list only movie actress who used to be a B and creeping towards an A is back off the wagon. At a recent event she had so much free wine that she was knocking things off shelves and walls but didn’t seem to care.
HolyMoly – Which BBC sitcom actor was so nervous whilst filming his pilot, he wandered round stroking his brow sighing ‘What would Ricky do? What would Ricky do?’
HolyMoly – Which Celebrity Big Brother contestant spent the first few days being quite quiet? The reason for this wasn’t nerves or shyness – it was the fact that their body contained enough drugs to fell 20 horses. They gave the producers quite a headache as they kept discussing their comedown at great length on camera with other housemates.
DailyMirror – Which tycoon makes his women perform s*x acts in exchange for their supper? Strangely enough it has worked for decades.
CDAN – This father of a famous golfer always had a hotel room set aside for his use at tournaments where he could bring women he met while his son played. Sponsors were also known for providing him women in case he could not find his own.
Downfront2 – This Male Celebrity is famous in his own right, but he is not as famous as his Superstar Wife. This guy is talented, good looking and has a good head on his shoulders. It’s a shame his career will stall because he has to constantly babysit his wife, who loves to drink.
HolyMoly – Which actress shagged some woman at Jordan’s fancy dress New Years Eve party then spent the rest of the time going around the room looking for both c*ke and ‘a natural blonde with hair’ to join in with her and her bedmate? People are blaming this behaviour on her bizarre new friendship with Amy Winehouse.
BG Notes: Jordan = Katie Price. Fancy dress = costume party
CDAN – This female former A list singer who will permanently be a B because of her name came home the other day to find her celebrity boyfriend in bed (technically on a sofa, but what they were doing is usually found in the bedroom) with another guy. She didn’t care though because our singer had a girl for herself who she had brought home.
Well, the new server seems to be holding up well. It feels really good to be zipping around the site with the wind in our hair!
You guys have been so patient and wonderful that we have a couple more surprises for you: In addition to today’s BG12345, we’ll be giving you a BG12345 both Saturday AND Sunday this weekend! You definitely deserve it.
Love, BG
PS: You’ll also be getting an exclusive sneak peek at Animal this weekend.
Animal is coming!
EOnline – We’re clearly not in the match-making business, but if we were, these two closeted stars could totally be a good thing together: Remember Crescent Kumquat and Topher-Hairy Tuchas? Both equally gorgeous studs who have equally big…secrets? If it weren’t for their large-ish age gap, we would totally predict these two guys to be swapping gorgeous hair secrets and then some behind closed doors. Why, you ask? Because » Continued
Janet Charlton – This cute actress has been marketed as the next big thing, thanks to her role on a somewhat popular series, but she’ll have a hard time living up to the hype. What will do her in is not her acting – it’s her secret dr*g problem. She’s » Continued
StarMagazine – Which underage Hollywood actress’s perfect image is all show? She got so smashed at a recent L.A. party that she had to be carried out — after making out with a random guy and p*king?
PopBitch – Which ever-typecast aging bachelor actor sent his God-daughter a birthday present consisting of a signed photograph of himself?
LaineyGossip – It can be hard to breathe when you’re as young and as famous as he is. He copes in public situations not unlike many of his counterparts in the industry – as alarming as this sounds, a bump here and there is pedestrian in Hollywood. He’s been known however to lock himself in the bathroom and » Continued
The new server is up and running! There are a few things we still need to do, but all the critical functions seem to be working.
As a small “Thank You” to you for your patience, we’re giving you a BG12345 today! Starting at 1:00 pm EST, we’ll be giving you a new item every hour for five hours. (It will also be a good way for us to test the capacity and load times and to tweak a few things.) So, go ahead and take her out for a spin. And ignore the speed limit.
Love, BG
CDAN – At a recent photo session for an editorial in GQ, this former major league all star and still pretty decent player replaced a golfer who has had some recent issues and could no longer make it. Yes, it is who you think it is. At the shoot, our baseball player » Continued
NYPost – Which best-selling, but slow-writing, author had some help finishing his latest novel? A translator for one of the potboiler’s foreign editions noticed from the shifting syntax and sentence structure that the book was penned by at least two writers.
EOnline – Gorgeous young stud Parrish Maguire is as crafty with publicity as he is shy with his fans. Trust us on this one: He’s no tormented Toothy Tile, who can’t decide which side of the closet door he wants to be on. Parrish has his feet firmly planted inside his walk-in closet (which holds an unfortunate assortment of Lycra, we’re sorry to report), where he fully plans on remaining. » Continued
HolyMoly – Which British film director can never hold on to a PA for more than a few months due to his shocking treatment? He insists that they follow exactly six paces behind him at ALL times, no matter where he is or what he’s doing. When he needs to speak to them, he beckons them with his hand (with his back to them) and they must come up to his side, take down what he says and then return to six paces behind him.